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Trump Towers Kill One Hundred Times More Birds Than Windmills

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - Brooklyn Author, Screenwriter, and Producer said :: Donald Trump recently said: “Alternative energy is so expensive. And honestly, it’s not working so good....

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Comments on Privilege

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - Brooklyn Author, Screenwriter, and Producer said :: The next time you use an Internet comment or post to accuse someone of making their own Internet comment...

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Our Deepest Fear

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - Brooklyn Author, Screenwriter, and Producer said :: “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure....

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I’m Proud of My Alma Mater for Getting Ranked “Lowest Return on Investment”

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Ozark offers an intransitive education – learn to think for...

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The Internet is not immortal

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: The way we talk internetology, you’d think we believe the...

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Blog: An Onomatopoeia for Vomit

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: You should love more than you hate, since this world’s filled...

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I just had this amazing experience…

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: I just had this amazing experience, and I wanted to share it...

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Bad Thinking: “It is what it is.”

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: The phrase "it is what it is" feels like looking at a new...

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Why I like the description of God as “jealous”

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Often I hear people like Mr. Dawkins ask, “How could I...

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Like, Literally, and the Ethics of Interviews

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: It's less about some snobbish proper usage and more about the...

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Marching with 50,000 Peacemakers and the Silences that Followed

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: A single glance at America today can throw me into a rage and...

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The Pot Hole

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: In the past few years, I’ve seen politicians found campaigns...

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Elon Musk’s Submarine Car: Why Build It?

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: In the authorized biography Elon Musk: Tesla, SpaceX, and the...

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Dear Future Lance: The Project is Ash — and that’s what makes it beautiful

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: The best things I ever accomplish always immediately follow...

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Will My Alma Mater Save 9 Million Dollars ?

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Tis the season for phonathons — political, religious, and...

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Two Americas :: Thoughts on the Foster-to-Homeless Pipeline, the American...

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Now and again you’ll come across a strange night where you...

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On Henry Ford, Jews, and Muslims

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Henry Ford was the most anti-semitic innovator in American...

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The Hipster Fallacies

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: INTERVIEWER What about the letters to your fiancée was...

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Does Talent Exist?

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: No. Or rather the existence of talent is so widespread and...

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The Flaw in Turing’s Test

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: In perhaps the finest single cinematic scene last year, we...

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War for Your Mind: Information in 2016

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said ::  Today’s Guest Post comes from Cassie Phillips of Culture...

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A Defense of Pokémon Go

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said ::   Three multi-millionaires. A father of four. A PhD in...

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Boston Transit

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: The Metro Boston Transit Authority subway cars sound like...

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Monotone Readings VS. Oral Performance

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: When I moved to New York, my first real surprise was the...

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Congress Needs a Fart Jar

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: After reading the elegant Climate Protection and Justice Act,...

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Trump as Plankton

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: jdelgado has some great stuff over at Deviant Art. Stuff like...

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Celebrate Time

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: “Technological civilization is man’s conquest of space. It is...

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Writer Vices

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: What we call a “personality trait” these days the...

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Thief to be Driven Out

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: “Now we shall take the example given by you of the thief to...

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Museum of Sex : A Contradiction

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: At a museum, we study artifacts. That’s the strict...

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Santagonistic : Word of the Day

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: san·tag·o·nistic /sanˈtaɡənəstik/ adjective noun:...

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Boys Kissing Boys

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: I kiss guys. No I’m not gay (I’m not even bisexual anymore)....

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Kubo and the Two Strings Analysis

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Thanks to Micah Foreman for lending me his copy of Kubo and...

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Kindle Faults :: 10 Things My Kindle Can’t Do

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said ::  There are 10 things my Kindle can’t do. These Kindle faults...

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Letters to a Young Poet …via Email

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: The following letters to a young poet grew out of emails sent...

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yoked to toil

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: “He who wants to enter the holiness of the day must first lay...

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The Best Writers Blog on How to Write Better

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Some of the best writers out there blog on how to write...

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Letter from a Birmingham Jail by Martin Luther King

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: 16 April 1963 My Dear Fellow Clergymen: While confined here...

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The Best Amateur Website Still Uses Canva

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Awhile back when I went cruising around for advice on my...

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Schaubert’s Law of Conspiracies

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: It seems presumptuous to title a law about conspiracies and...

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Catcall — Never Thought I’d Say this but Playboy and I Actually AGREE on...

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Okay, now I KNOW the world is ending. Playboy and I actually...

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Do American Christian Missionaries Support the Trump Muslim Ban?

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: For years, evangelical churches at large have considered the...

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Nonconformity and the Loneliness of its Creed

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Socrates taught me at a very young age, “Know thyself,” but...

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McCluhan and the Message of Mediums

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: When I was ten, they took me to my first art museum. By...

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Warren Buffett Stock Picks :: How He Choses

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: When Warren figures out that a company holds a durable...

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Clean Inbox? Remember that Emails Compound — A Formula

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: If you want a clean inbox, you need to remember that emails...

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Good Criticism is Hard

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Recently, I had a conversation with my friend and brother...

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Eugene Peterson and His All Out War on the Nonprofit Industrial Complex

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Often we hear historians say that the greatest critiques of...

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love America

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Film buffs will know I pulled my title from Dr. Strangelove...

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The Nuance of the Lust of the Flesh

lanceschaubert over at Lancelot Schaubert - US author and multisensory tale teller • based in New York City • Sunset Park, Brooklyn said :: Once I wondered why the men I respected in my life spoke so...

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